
Translated by Ian Johnston
A rural physician facing a severe blizzard finds unearthly horses waiting in a disused pigsty; an officer demonstrates an execution machine that carves broken laws directly into the flesh of the condemned; a captive ape formally addresses an academy to report on his assimilation into human society; a professional faster starves himself in a circus cage as the public loses interest.
In these stories, the rules of reality operate with a strict, relentless logic. Men sit for decades outside open gates waiting for permission to enter, unseen emperors dispatch messengers who can never navigate the crowds, and the mundane procedures of society spiral into absurd traps. The bureaucratic and the surreal merge until alienation becomes a physical law.
Written in early twentieth-century Prague, this short fiction mapped the machinery of modern existence and gave the world the term Kafkaesque. Translated by Ian Johnston.